Part of the beloved DUMB Wallet family: Same DUMB design - Designed Using Minimal Bullshit. But now it has two sides. *cue the crowd gasping in awe*
Ever thought, “Damn, I wish my wallet had another side”? Well, here you go. It’s DUMB, but TWICE. Doubly dumb? Dumb dumb? 2 Dumb 2 Functional? 2 Dumbs 1 Cup? Wait, what the eff am I talking about…
The DUMB & DUMBER.
Why Two Sides?
Separate your cards: Main cards on outsides, extras on the insides.
Hold cash: Folded into thirds, fits perfectly.
Support (my dumb ideas):
If you want to buy me a beer or just reach out, you can find me here. Whether it’s feedback or just a nod of appreciation, I’m always happy to hear from people. But let’s be real - the most effective form of communication is cold, hard cash (or beer).
STL Files:
Sizes: Comes in 2+1, 2+2 through 2+8 card configurations.
Smooth & HEX faces: You want a cool pattern, go with the HEX. If you want it smooth and silky, or you want to imprint your mom’s phone number, go with the Smooth.
Exact Dimension: Internal depth = Number of cards × 1.1 mm (e.g., 6-Cards = 6.6 mm). If you measure your card stack, you may find that a lower card-count model fits fine. The design is intentionally conservative to work for everyone.
Printing Tips:
Brim: If your bed adhesion is great, no brim is needed. If not, use a brim.
Material: Whatever makes you extra happy is what I want you to use. Except TPU, that wont work. And Silk PLA is a bit brittle. And CF filaments will go through skin into your blood stream according to 0 research studies. If that doesn’t get you, the microplastics from any other filament will. In summary, you are screwed.
Part of the Growing Family
Original Edition: Smooth surfaces all around, primed for some debossed text of your mom's phone number.
HEX Edition: Just a little bit sexier (and with extra grip to boot). It’s still as dumb as ever, just with more drip.
V1.2B 2025-03-09 - Center spine thickened by 0.3mm to match the back thickness of the other wallets. This helps with card retention because it is less flexy. I don't know what dumbass thought I should mess with the thickness to save 0.3mm.
V1.2C 2025-07-08 - Added 2+10 and 2+12 sizes.
V1.2D 2025-09-30 - Added CUSTOMIZE option. Make the exact number of cards you desire on both sides!
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