March 14, 2025
Description
We have the Holy Hand Grenade!
Yes! Of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! It's one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him!
How does it work? Let us consult with the Book of Armaments:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...”
Skip a bit, Brother.
“And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.”
Please. I implore you all to print and utilize this Holy Hand Grenade during the battle against the Rabbit of Caerbannog.
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This file contains three print profiles -
The model itself is scaled to the dimensions of the actual prop from the movie “Monty Python and the Holy Grail.”
I hope you enjoy!
EDIT:
Uploaded a stand for the Holy Hand Grenade!
Also
Now you can make a Holy Benchy Grenade too! Click the link to check it out!
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