Tiki bar pirate sign for unattended children

Tiki bar sign - Pirate theme 

‘Unattended Children will be given a Redbull and taught how to swear’ 

Just a funny little sign I made for my backyard Tiki bar! I made it pirate themed to match the rest of my decor. 

*This is my first attempt at making a sign. It's probably not that great so please be kind ;)