AA and AAA Battery Holder

This is yet another organizer for AA and AAA Batteries. Not because we need it, but because we can! 

 

Welcome to the battery holder designed by me that is explicitly generic except for the lightning bolt, because batteries have electrons and so does lightning[1]. Ignore the footnote, that is only for pendatic people who want more detail that they should want… and you don't want that, you want a battery holder so go hit print and love it! In fact why are you reading this at all, there is no assembly or instructions at all… it just prints. So go hit that button

 

Footnotes:

1.  Actually lightning is usually, but not always, negative. Sometimes it's not electrons travelling down from the sky and positive charge up from the ground, but the reverse, in which case the lightning (at least the top part travelling down part[2] ) is positive. Regardless, lightning is usally a Negative Nancy and we don't need to judge her.

 

2. So in actuality the lighting does travel up as well. In really fast videos of lightning you can see small “seekers” which are dim electric shock looking lines growing up from the ground and once it connects with the downward seeker coming from the sky it becomes bright. Typical lightning travels mostly downward from the sky, however, there are cases where it mostly comes from the ground up. Though this level of lightning is completely unnecessary[3] for day to day life with batteries.

 

3. Ok, really why are you still reading. Footnotes are completely redundant and unnecessary for 3d printing and THIS footnote is a footnote of a footnote of a footnote. And We all know where that leaves us[4].

 

4. Sadly, yes it leaves us with another footnote. This really must stop, but in order for you to feel like you didn't just waste your time reading all these footnotes, you can comment with the word “electrifying” somewhere in the rating and I will know that you made it all the way down here where you really shouldn't have.

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