Caffeine Levels Critically Low
Ever tried to hold a conversation before your first double-shot? It’s a workplace safety nightmare. Meet your new morning sentry: the "More Espresso, Less Depresso" mini-caution sign. Perfect for the office coffee nook, your home barista station, or that one teammate who thinks "decaf" is an acceptable lifestyle choice.
🛠️ Engineered for High-Octane Results
- The "No-Jitter" Assembly: Skip the glue and the frustration. This model features a precision snap-fit hinge. Just print, snap, and get back to your bean grinding.
- Barista-Grade Texture: Designed to be printed face-down. Use a textured PEI plate to give the sign a professional, matte finish that looks like it belongs in a high-end roastery.
- Steam-Wand Sturdiness: While the A-frame design is naturally stable, I’ve included a locking strut brace to ensure it stays upright even if you’re clumsy before your first cup.
- AMS Optimized: Tuned for Multi-Colour printing. The sleepy kitty and the punchy text are perfectly segmented to ensure your colours stay crisp with zero bleed.
📦 The Kit
- Sign Face: Pre-oriented for the cleanest surface finish possible.
- Support Leg: Easy-install snap hinge for tool-free assembly.
- Locking Strut: For added stability in high-traffic caffeine zones.
💡 Pro-Tip for Baristas
For that authentic "coffee house" aesthetic, I recommend a Roasted Palette:
- Base: Cream or Toasted Almond (for that classic cafe look) - I used Sunlu Oak (Wood)
- Cat/Text: Espresso Black or Deep Charcoal
- Accent: A soft White for the coffee cup steam
Chris 3D
