God Damnit, Donut - Bookmark

Goddamnit, Donut! – The Ultimate Dungeon Crawler Carl Bookmark

 

Stop losing your place in the middle of a high-stakes floor crawl! This 3D-printed bookmark is a tribute to the most fabulous, high-maintenance, and accidentally heroic Persian cat in the apocalypse: Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk.

 

Whether you’re catching up on the latest Matt Dinniman release or re-reading the series for the fifth time, this bookmark ensures you do it with the royal flair Donut herself would demand.

 

Design Features

• Vibrant Dual-Color Detail: Designed to pop with a clean white base and deep royal blue lettering that captures the exasperated energy of Carl's most famous catchphrase.

• Low-Profile

: Slim enough to sit flush between pages without damaging your spine, yet sturdy enough to survive a trip through a goblin-infested dungeon (or your backpack).

• The Royal Silhouette: Topped with a stylized silhouette of the Princess herself, looking as majestic as she is judgmental.

 

Print Recommendations

• Material: Works best in PLA for crisp lettering and stiffness.

• Layer Height: 0.2mm or 0.16mm for smooth transitions on the text.

• Infill: 15-20% is plenty given the thin profile.

 

"Goddamnit, Donut! Get back in the book!"

Boost MeSupport the Queen Anne Chonk! If this bookmark helped you track your progress through the latest floor of the dungeon—or just added some royal flair to your reading list—please consider throwing a Boost my way!

 

NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

Achievement: "I’m Not a Sidekick, I’m the Star!"

Description: You’ve successfully manifested a physical tribute to the most famous feline in the apocalypse. You didn't even need a legendary loot box to get it! By printing this bookmark, you have officially declared that your reading material is now under the protection (and judgment) of the Queen Anne Chonk herself.

Reward: You gain +5 Charisma when reading in public, but a -10 penalty to Stealth because the Princess refuses to be ignored. Also, your bookmarks are now 100% more likely to demand fancy feast and a high-tier manager.