Fidget Spinner Ninja Star

After extensive research into productivity, the laboratory has concluded that what people really needed was a spinning ninja star.

This 3D-printed shuriken features a built-in fidget mechanism, allowing it to spin smoothly in your hand while you pretend you're focusing on important tasks.

The points are ideal for intimidating cardboard targets, dramatically pointing at things, and making you feel at least 17% more tactical than you actually are.

Testing indicates it will harmlessly bounce off most objects, preserving both the shuriken and your dignity.

Please remember: just because something looks dangerous doesn't mean it is. Much like most workplace training videos.

Stealth, ninja certification, and cake not included.