Standard-Issue M-12 'Cold Front' Hydration Sleeve

Official Description: Attention, Helldiver! Per Ministry of Truth directive C-1776, maintaining peak morale is not just encouraged, it is mandatory. Introducing the M-12 'Cold Front' Hydration Sleeve, repurposed from the very Autocannon shells that dispense Liberty to the galaxy's farthest corners.

Each sleeve is a testament to a victory won for Managed Democracy. It is precision-engineered to keep your authorized 12oz "stimulant" beverage (conforms to Red Bull can dimensions) at optimal combat temperature. A cool head and a chilled drink are the hallmarks of an effective soldier.

This design is 100% approved by the Democracy Officer Corps and is guaranteed to enhance your patriotic spirit. Remember, failing to properly enjoy your downtime is an act of treason.

Fabrication Protocol (For Certified Super Earth 3D Fabricators):

• Filament Requisition: PLA+ or PETG in 'Gunship Grey' or 'Automaton Silver' for mission-accurate results.
• Print Profile: The included profile is calibrated for optimal strength and morale-boosting quality.
  • Resolution: 0.16mm Layer Height
  • Perimeters: 4 Walls
  • Structural Matrix: 15% Infill
• Post-Processing: A snug fit is crucial. Light sanding may be required to accommodate variances in fabricator calibration. Ensure your beverage is secure before deploying on your next mission.

For Super Earth!