No Drill Cabinet Pull

Are you tired of pawing at the kitchen cabinet door like an inebriated gorilla when you are trying to get a bowl for your Cap'n crunch?  Are you drinking your orange juice straight from the container because you are unable to retrieve a glass from the cupboard?  Have you been burning your hands on on your microwaved frozen burritos because even if you knew where your plates were, they are just too hard to get to?  

If you answered yes to any of the above, I bet you considered installing door pulls on you cabinets but decided against it for one of the following reasons: 

1. You went to Home Depot to buy door pulls but got distracted by they eye-candy working behind the paint counter and instead left only buying AA batteries and duct tape
2. You are prevented by court order from using any form of power tools
3. Every since you were abducted by aliens, you acquired an un-natural fear of round smooth objects
4. You are a squatter and not only do you not own the kitchen cabinets you use on a daily basis, but you have no interest in improving them

If any of this is hitting a little close to home, have I got a deal for you!  This little gadget will solve all of your problems.  It is guaranteed to make your significant other more attractive and your children more successful.  If you don't have any children and/or a significant other, no problem!  You don't need that headache anyway.  Simply print this little guy, snap it onto your cabinet, and VOILA!  You now have access to your collection of plastic cups and dishes you “accidently” took from restaurants.  

You don't have to take my word for how awesome this doohickey is; here's a review from an early adopter Mike Hunt:  “This thing has changed my life!  For the first time in a decade I have been able to drink my coffee from my ”Worlds Greatest Dog Walker" mug rather than lapping it out of a paper plate, like I have been doing.  Also, I was able to find where my ex-girlfriend left my cat before she left me 2 years ago."  

There you have it ladies and gentlemen.  Don't wait, get yours today!  Disclaimer:  Designer is not responsible for any changes in popularity, marital status, or fertility.  

Version without the clip provided incase your cabinets are different.  Scale it to fit.  Best results with a 0.8mm nozzle.