Lucky Boi, the Overqualified Temple Bouncer

Meet Lucky Boi — half guardian lion, half fashion icon, and 100% bad luck repellent.
Trained in 5 styles of kung fu and 3 types of feng shui, Lucky doesn’t just sit pretty—he stares evil straight in the face (and accessorizes while doing it).
Place him near your printer, your front door, or your snacks. Prosperity will follow.
Or at least style.