Pug Bob, a dog of habit.

Bob likes to go out for his morning walk around 9am to lie in the sun and sniff the bottoms of various female dogs. He likes to pee on Tesla or Fiat cars. Sometimes he has trouble pooping, but as soon as we get home, he poops within seconds in the living room. We put his food out, but he won't eat until we add Serrano ham or milk. Then he'll sleep for 12 hours and in between bark racist insults at other dogs from the terrace. That's Bob.