August 19, 2025
Description
A bull’s head, a six-pack, and zero patience.
This pint-sized minotaur guards your desk like it’s the real Labyrinth.
He growls at rogue paperclips, intimidates cookie crumbs, and charges any d20 that rolls a 1.
Pro tip: calms down with compliments… or cheesecake.
License:
Creative Commons — Attribution — Noncommercial