November 9, 2025
Description
Are you a crotchety old man who dislikes unexpected visitors, shenanigans, and inept drivers ruining your grass because they don't know how to back out of a driveway that they shouldn't have entered in the first place? If so, this sign was made for you.
It barely fits on a Bambu X1 Carbon plate, but it will fit when rotated as shown in the pictures.
This is designed for easy printing in multiple colors. In Bambu Studio, you slice the plate, find the right layer, and right-click the slicer bar on the right to change filament. Then, re-slice the plate and repeat for the next color. Assuming .2mm layers, the black and red each get three layers.
Also, if you're going for print speed, I've found that it prints faster as a solid print rather than using a sparser fill setting. Because of the surface area, it has to do the slow solid layer every time there's a change from sparse infill to top layer, so it's just quicker to do everything solid and use a few extra cents of filament.
If you want to send me a thanks, here's the link: https://ko-fi.com/thesnekkershow
Note: This is a re-upload with some improvements to the model. I had to print another sign after the FedEx driver ran over the other one and through a mulched bed while trying to back in, which really highlights why I don't want people trying to perform an eight-point turn at the end of my driveway where there isn't room. I'd rather replace a sign than a car fender or a tree.
License:
Creative Commons — Attribution — Noncommercial — NoDerivatives