December 31, 2025
Description
This project is a humorous yet educational 3D printable periodic table, designed to visualize how bad of an idea it is to lick certain elements.
It’s meant as a workshop display, conversation starter, and gentle reminder that chemistry and tongues do not mix.
The model consists of a base plate and individual element tiles, grouped into four clearly defined safety categories.
The table is divided into four clearly labeled groups:
Sure, go ahead
Elements that are generally harmless in solid form.
Maybe… but don’t make it a habit
Low-risk elements that are still not meant for human contact.
Absolutely not
Toxic or dangerous materials.
Instant regret / Fatal
Elements that are genuinely hazardous or lethal.
This is educational humor, not a survival guide.
Base Plate
English version
German version
Each available as one full piece or split into four parts for smaller printers
Element Sets
One complete set with all elements
Four pre-sorted sets matching the safety categories:
Yes
Maybe
Shouldn’t
No
Reference Image
Shows correct placement of all elements on the table
No MMU required
Multicolor printing is done via simple manual filament changes during slicing.
The split plates and categorized element sets are already prepared for easy color changes at layer height.
Recommended:
0.4 mm nozzle
PLA or PETG
No supports
Flat orientation
Assembly:
Print base plate(s)
Print element tiles in desired colors
Test-fit everything
Glue in place using cyanoacrylate (super glue)
This model is for educational and entertainment purposes only.
It does not replace chemical safety training.
Do not lick chemicals. Ever.
Text generated with AI.
3D model geometry created manually in CAD.
License:
Creative Commons — Attribution — Noncommercial