The Scepter of the King of the Toilet

👑 The Scepter of the King of the Toilet 🚽✨

Behold the one and only Scepter of the King of the Toilet —
 made for the true rulers of the porcelain throne.
For those who spend ages in the smallest kingdom.

This ancient artifact grants its wielder dominion over the sacred lavatory realm,
where heroes are tested and legends are born…
 

Perfect gift for:

• The king of long bathroom sessions
• The one who treats the toilet like a throne
• The queens who rule the loo with style

🛠 Details

• FAKE plunger tray for your phone
• Modular design
• 3D model ready to print
• Remove supports and screw together
• Optional baseplate to transform into a toilet roll holder
• Epic fantasy style
• Ridiculously regal — and very dumb in the best way
 
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