The "Marital Harmony" Grooming Pedestal

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Item Name: The "Marital Harmony" Grooming Pedestal

Quality: Trash-Tier / Functional (Because let’s face it, your hygiene is a disaster zone.)

Description: Oh, look at you! You finally excavated your side of the bathroom drawer like your spouse has been screaming at you to do since the last lunar eclipse. And what did you find buried under a pile of ancient receipts and broken dreams? The first of two Royal nose hair trimmers!

Don't even think about returning the second one to the merchant. Both of those mechanical blades have already done God’s work up your cavernous, hair-filled schnoz. They belong to you now. Forever. This 3D-printable organizer is designed specifically for those of you with a "collection" of Royal trimmers, nail clippers, and tweezers that would make a Victorian barber weep with envy.

The "Get Your Life Together" Features:

• Bespoke Boredom: Specifically sized for the Royal nose hair trimmer and various other implements of follicular destruction.

• Evidence Management: Keeps your grooming tools standing upright so they aren't rolling around in a drawer like loose teeth in a jar.

Instructions for the Disorganized:

1. The Purge: Remove the hair-clogged debris from your drawer.

2. The Print: Use any filament you have lying around. It’s a bathroom organizer, not a heat shield for a reentry vehicle. Even PLA is too good for your nose trimmers.

3. The Placement: Put it on the counter. Show your spouse you are a changed human. A human who knows exactly where their ear-hair pluckers are at 3:00 AM.

Stats:

• Spouse Approval: +8 (Temporary)

• Nose Hair Visibility: -20

• Drawer Chaos: -15

• Likelihood of Losing the Tweezers Anyway: 95%

Manufacturer's Note: If you have the exact same collection of grooming tools as the author of this file, you have bigger problems than organization. Seek professional help. Or at least buy some better tweezers.

REWARD: A clean countertop and the ability to breathe through your nose without whistling. NOW GO WASH YOUR HANDS!