Repair Encabulator

For a number of months, we've been working on perfecting the crudely conceived idea of a repair device that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal gremmeters. This product we're calling the repair encabulator.

The main new principle that we're integrating is the power generation, in that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance. The original encabulator had a baseplate of pre-famulated amulite surrounded by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The fan consisting simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes fitted onto the ambifacient lunar waneshaft in such a way that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding is the normal lotus-o-delta type placed  in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, with every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle sprint on the upper end of the grammeters.

The repair encabulator is nearly done, and we're currently testing it in the operation of novertrunions. Also, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it can also be used with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal repleneration.

It isn't cheap, but I think it's the right thing for the future.