Urinate with precision and elegance sign

Do you have guests or a loved one that leave the toilet and/or seat looking like a f*cking mess, like they were controlling a fire hose in 30m/s winds, and don't clean up after themselves with all the cleaning products known to man, that you have conveniently stashed (quite cleverly) in the same room but out of a urinating path?

Well, I know how you feel. 

…and I have made a sign. 

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This sign is a gentle reminder for the messy would-be-gentleman that to aim with precision during the necessary act of urinating is doing so with elegance. I added a mustache for elevated impression of the gentlemans act of aiming true, or cleaning thoroughly. 

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Sign can be printed any way you want, since I'm not your dad and I don't tell you what to do. 
However, I printed mine in red, white and black because I liked it and have a MMU3. 

Text is made at different heights, so are the line and the mustache for simple colour changes if you don't have a MMU3. 
Do as you please. 

Files are available in different sizes, from "YOU CAN'T MISS THIS SIGN"-size (called Big, requires 500x500 cubed printbed), to “small” which you can fit on a Mini+.
The medium version is the one to have if you have a normal size bed, I.e a Prusa MK3S+/MK3.5/MK4. 

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… It would be nice if you left a make of it though, as I'm not in the sign-making-business. 
Would like to see how you printed it, and if it printed okay :-)

Layer height: Whatever you want, but finer would print better. 
Supports:  No supports, come on!
Colour: Whatever your heart desire / whatever filament you have.

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For the mustache, I found and used Geomesaurus's model:
https://www.printables.com/model/318897-moustache

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Remember the Urinating Credo:
“Aim small, miss small”.