Derpy Dice(tm): The lovable dice who love to silently judge you

You know what you really need? How about giant dice with googly eyes, which tend to look unsure of themselves most of the time? Allow me to introduce the gaming sensation, about to sweep across the nation, and more exciting for the family than home trepanation: Derpy Dice(tm)

These dice come to life once you print them out and install the required 21 googly eyes. The eye sockets are made for 10mm googly eyes. I just bought a bag of 1000 googly eyes earlier this week. I feel that I must tell you this.

I printed this example at .1mm resolution, partly because I knew that higher resolution would lead to a better fit for the googly eyes, but mostly because I forgot to set the slicer to .3mm and didn't notice the mistake until I had already committed way too much plastic to the project. No rafts or supports are necessary, but Derpy Dice(tm) will give you all the support you need when printed.

For extra credit, you could scale the dice down by 80% and use 8mm googly eyes. Have I done that? No. But, I trust you'll tell me ALL about it.