EGG FORCE ONE

There you are again.. waking up to a refrigerator full of items haphazardly stacked on top of each other. You want an egg, but alas, you've stacked a few yogurts on top of it.

"No matter, I can squeeze my hand in the side of the carton and grab the nearest two eggs."

But you've been here before, haven't you? Those eggs you want have been taken by your sneaky hands the day prior, leaving you with a choice:

1. Push a little further into your egg carton's unknown regions, risking accidental cracking.
2. Organize your fridge.

You quickly realize you don't have a choice, and plunge your hand into the abyss. You grab one successfully, begin to remove it, but... CRUNCH!

Your yogurt knocks over the carrots you had forgotten about, leading to a cracked shell, a messy hand, and a breakfast served with a side of woe and regret.

No longer!
With the EGG FORCE ONE's revolutionary egg dispensing technology, take back your morning with a vengance. You too can lead a life of egg-based luxury free of literal seconds of organization, leaving you more time for you.

There are two versions in this entry:
Parts 1-4 are for normal sized printer, whereas the "mini" files are designed for the monoprice mini printer in mind! This thing can carry 16 eggs when fully loaded!

Good luck and enjoy your breakfasts of the future!!!!

Instructions:
I've uploaded some pictures showing how to arrange the four basic pieces on the build plate. I didn't use supports and got away with .2mm resolution. Once everything is printed, use a hot glue gun to assemble. There should be no sanding neccesary, and it's designed to carry Large Grade AA Eggs. Happy Printing!

Update 5/15/18
Thanks for the feedback thus far! I've added an instructions section and some pictures showing how I printed this one.

Update 3/14/21:
I updated this model with a replacement for part4 IF you have a shorter-depth refrigerator of less than 27cm. I have not tried it out yet, but it should work, obviously with slightly less eggs.

Update 5/3/21:
Uploaded the one piece version of the short version, dubbed "shortonepiece". Enjoy!

Update 2/18/25:
7 years have passed since the great posting of this remarkable contraption. The design has endured through a pandemic, survived the generational trauma that was the "CATS" musical. Thousands the world over have saved roughly a combined several minutes of refrigerator organization.

And now, a new threat! Comments below as anonymous knights of differing egg organization schools of thought wage a valiant war over the proper way to store and dispense eggs... Arguments that last over years... Years!!!!! A lesser man would be horrified.

But with that discord comes understanding and forgiveness. Maybe we could offer each other more than an olive branch... Maybe something more useful, with protein and nutrients. In fact, why not up to 16 of those peace nuggets? Try arguing the merits of egg dispensing technology then. Because when we've got a tough hill to climb, we don't go over easy, we go over HARD!!!!

Now get printing!!!!