Nintendo Switch Safe

Of course your children won't ever take the Switch outside. "Promised!" "Never!!" "We swear on the holy Zelda, Oracle Of Ages & Seasons Limited Edition!!11!"
Because they cannot... Muhahaha >:-D --- The Switch Safe limits the console's usage to TV-mode.
You still have full access to all ports, can charge the Joy-Cons with the console, but no one (hint: children :-) can take it to friends and ruin it.