Kongo's Bugging Eyeballs

• Have you recently moved to a town with a populace mutated by pollution, radiation, or demonic forces, and you just don't fit in?

• Do you think your face should reflect the dread you experience whenever you contemplate existence in an infinite, uncaring universe?

• Is it tax season?

If you answered 'yes' to any of the above, we at KONGO! have eyes for you!