Wooden Bridge Soap Dish

Summary
Who doesn’t enjoy having a work of art to look at while washing your hard to reach spaces.

Description
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A more artistic interpretation of my other soap dish bridge. This was a fun one to make and would make a great piece of tchotchke to any household. Tie these logs together with some twine for a mini-size wooden bridge to impress your guests.
You will need about 6 logs in addition to the base to put this together.

Parts
Twine (1mm, like gift wrapping variety).

Assembly
After printing, use a length of twine to tie each log together (use a loop and pull tight), and then to tie to the wooden uprights on the base.

Attributions
Wooden logs courtesy of: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:2720043/files

Joke of the Design
Just a quick original joke to celebrate the posting of this new design (it helps if you have low expectations):
“Your mama is so fat she calls pizza slices “Doritos”’
Now pick yourself up off the floor and GET PRINTING!

Edits

Print Settings
Printer brand: Printrbot
Printer: Printrbot Simple Metal
Rafts: No
Supports: No
Resolution: .1mm
Infill: 20%
Speed: 50mm/s
Material: PLA
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