Majestic Moose Effigy

"Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?
See the løveli lakes
The wøndërful telephøne system
And mäni interesting furry animals
Including the majestik møøse"

~Monty Python's Holy Grail

Have you, or your sister, ever been bitten by a moose? Do you find yourself in need of a clear, visual example of this dangerous beast to show the unwary tourists roaming the forests, so that they know what to watch out for?

Well, then look no further! This true-to-life, fully scalable replica perfectly captures the essence of moosekind in a portable format. Not to mention, this one is far safer to draw your initials on than the real thing. And if you print it large enough and leave it out in the woods, you may just be able to convince any nearby tourists that they've seen the real thing, and they'll go home happy and safe, having avoided a potentially fatal encounter with a live specimen.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...