The Anti-Zyn Zyn Case

This is a Zyn case designed to stop you from using Zyn, or at the very least, slow you down. The threads are left-handed, so you will need to spin the lid the opposite direction to what you're used to. Additionally, it has 20mm' worth of 1mm pitch threads, which means you'll need to spin the 85mm case twenty times, traversing a total distance of 17 feet to get to your pouches.