Aviator's Keychain Safety Emergency Alert Whistle

What better way to warn others about hidden danger lurking in the hangers than with my latest invention - the Aviator's Airplane Safety Emergency Alert Whistle!

Confronted by the covert cover-up of a horrific truth involving matters of life or death on a global scale? This whistle can be used to sound the alarm and call for immediate justice. It isn't just any ordinary ol' whistle, however. It really does work, but blowers beware - others who have blown the Aviator's Airplane Safety Emergency Alert Whistle have mysteriously somehow come to meet a tragic & untimely end. 😬

This version features a hole for attaching a keyring, so that you can be prepared & feel secure on-the-go or while traveling abroad.