January 3, 2025
Description
Dark Matter 2.0: Revenge of the Physics Joke
Explore the mystery of the cosmos with Dark Matter 2.0: Revenge of the Physics Joke, a desktop display that combines physics, humor, and elegant design.
On one side, you’ll find an embossed n-body simulation diagram—a mathematical visualization used by physicists to understand the distribution of dark matter in the universe. On the other side, the plate is entirely black, bearing only the words “Dark Matter" along with arrows pointing to the missing dark matter, the enigmatic substance that comprises approximately 85% of all matter, and 27% of the universe’s mass-energy content and yet eludes direct detection. The 27% hole through the plate symbolizes this unknown mass-energy, reminding us of the gaps in our understanding of the cosmos. The three arrows on each side symbolize six arrows pointing at that hole. The words “Dark Matter” symbolize symbology, and the two little feet symbolize our never-ending battle against gravity.
This project DOES NOT include the original Dark Matter model because I do not want to run a fowl of the community guidelines. This model does contain the spirit of my original model because you can't take that away from me!
1/4/24 - Updated the assembly layers, they were messed up in the previously uploaded profile, sorry.
Boost MeFor every boost I receive you will get a print of this model! All you have to do is click BOOST, then download this model and print it on your printer! It's amazing!
A Message from the Creator:
Physics humor isn’t for everyone, and apparently, someone took my original Dark Matter submission far too seriously. Though it garnered only six downloads, it was reported for alleged “false downloads/cheating” (which I didn’t do, because seriously, who cheats for six downloads?). The model was subsequently taken down to avoid confusing users, because people are so easily confused these days. After losing my appeal, I decided to embrace the absurdity and return with Dark Matter 2.0: Revenge of the Physics Joke. Twice as much dark matter, twice as much humor, and 27% more holes.
I have included the original description and comments to “Dark Matter” below because it's funny, and seriously, someone had a problem with this?
As a sidenote, the original “Dark Matter” model was a single dot of filament. If you would like to create it for yourself, simply make a 0.25x0.25x0.2 cube, change your layer height to 0.08 (for a 0.4 nozzle), and change all layer widths to 0.25. It actually prints a single dot. I found it funny. Though honestly don't bother printing it, it was a joke, and version 2.0 is much cooler.
Behold: the ultimate enigma of the universe, now in 3D printable form!
My model, “Dark Matter”, represents the most elusive and abundant substance in the cosmos. Painstakingly crafted with a precision unmatched by even the Large Hadron Collider, this single dot of filament embodies the essence of dark matter: undetectable, incomprehensible, and —some might argue— not actually there, and that’s the point!
The attached photo shows “Dark Matter” printed in white filament for maximum visibility, but for an authentic experience, I highly recommend printing it in an undetectable filament such as Polymaker's Invisible Black or Bambu Lab's Quantum Translucent Void.
Just like its namesake, this model resists observation and measurement. It defies interaction with ordinary matter, save for its gravitational influence on the 3D printer itself. With a print time of approximately 9 minutes, “Dark Matter” pushes the limits of additive manufacturing to its smallest, most inscrutable extreme. But that's not all, it also illustrates the concept of minimalism in design, the limits of physical detectability, and the humor that binds physicists together in the face of the unknown. It’s not just a dot; it’s a doorway to curiosity and cosmic contemplation!
This entry reminds us of an important truth: science isn’t always about seeing—it’s about believing in what might be. Prepare to be underwhelmed and overwhelmed simultaneously!
The 3 comments and 1 Boost I received on my previous model were the following:
I downloaded this expecting a simple physics gag, but what I got was so much more. The print was flawless, at least I think it was. It’s hard to tell because it might have fallen into a parallel dimension, or under the build plate. The philosophical implications of this print are staggering. Is it really there? Am I really here? My friend didn’t believe I actually printed it until I pointed at the empty spot on my desk. Now, he's considering his own dark matter print. Another friend claims he accidentally inhaled his during cleanup, so be careful. Highly recommend for anyone who wants to combine comedy, physics, and the existential terror of the unknown. Truly a masterpiece!
@smassie75 - Boosted
Best model of the YEAR!
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Thank you all for supporting my work.
License:
Standard Digital File License
ZeroAlligator
