Evan Dorkin's Milk and Cheese

Its Evan Dorkin's titular pair of demented, destructive, dairy products! Milk and Cheese! They are a bit dynamically posed which may make them trickier to print, but they are made for action, so your kids or ( since they are rather violent) you can swing them around with their weapons for maximum chaos. Merv Griffin!

EDIT:
I noticed Milk had some trouble standing due to the weight of his bat offsetting his balance, so I uploaded an adjusted version. I pulled his right foot back, moved his left arm forward, and flattened out the bottoms of both feet. Cheese seems to stand fine on my test print.