August 4, 2025
Description
Eternity Labs Presents: The Mega Capsule™
Ever had a headache so big you thought, "Yeah… I’m gonna need a pill the size of a baseball for this one"?
Well, your wish is now (unfortunately) a printable reality.
This 3D-printed Screw-Together Capsule is my latest design experiment in "things that look slightly concerning, but are actually just storage."
Features:
- Prints on two plates, letting you mix and match colors for maximum pharmaceutical drama.
- Screw-together design for easy assembly and secure storage.
- Hand-sized for secret stashes, trinkets, or ominous mystery powders (not FDA-approved).
- The "Original Dose+" version is 40% larger, for those truly cataclysmic Mondays.
Warning: Despite appearances, this is not a real medication… though its size might qualify it as a blunt-force enema device in an alternate timeline. Handle responsibly, minions.
License:
Standard Digital File License