Designed Using Minimal Bullshit, now with Accessory Slot System.
Yeah, I know. “Accessory Slot System” doesn’t exactly scream minimal bullshit. It sounds like maximal bullshit. But hear me out.
This is still the DUMB Wallet at heart - stupid simple, nothing extra. Just a clean, solid card sleeve that does what it’s supposed to. But now, with the ASS it allows all these accessories you guys have been asking for. Money clip, pocket clip, key chain hole, lanyard, ID badges, you name it. I'm giving you an ASS, so stick whatever you like in it.
The main reason the ASS exists is so that any accessory can be printed in the orientation that will make it as strong as possible for its intended purpose. Every accessory provided prints in a different orientation.
STL Files:
Sweet mother of god, there are a lot of options here. Don't forget about that boost button.
Let me break it down this way, within the DUMBASS family:
We got regular smooth face & HEX face options.
We got AirTag versions for both of the above faces.
We got ID badge versions with and without AirTag support.
We got multiple sizes. There are STLs for 3-cards through to 12-cards depending on the version. You do not need to print one that is exactly the number of cards you have. Exact Dimension: Internal depth = Number of cards × 1.1 mm (e.g., 6-Cards = 6.6 mm). If you measure your card stack, you may find that a lower card-count model fits fine. The design is intentionally conservative to work for everyone.
And last but most importantly, we have the Wallet Accessories. There is a money clip (or pocket clip or belt clip), there is a keychain accessory, and there are some lanyard accessories.
Tips:
Brim: If your bed adhesion is great, no brim is needed. If not, use a brim.
Material: Use whatever makes you feel something inside. PLA, PETG, ASA, polycarbonate - go wild. Just don’t use TPU unless you want a floppy joke of a wallet. Silk PLA? Brittle AF. And carbon fiber filament? That shit will splinter like a ninja star and end up in your bloodstream. Zero studies confirm this, but it feels right to say. Not that it matters - every filament turns into microplastics eventually, so congrats, you're already dying.
CA Glue: The slot holds accessories very firmly, but they can come loose if enough force is applied in just the right way. If you’re planning to wear it around your neck (lanyard) or clip it to your belt, squirt a bit of CA (super) glue or epoxy into the slot before sliding the accessory in. Then it is permanent.
Support (my dumb ideas):
If you want to buy me a beer or just reach out, you can find me here. Whether it’s feedback or just a nod of appreciation, I’m always happy to hear from people. But let’s be real - the most effective form of communication is cold, hard cash (or beer).
Part of the Growing Family:
Original Edition: Smooth surfaces all around, primed for some debossed text of your mom's phone number.
HEX Edition: Just a little bit sexier (and with extra grip to boot). It’s still as dumb as ever, just with more drip.
2025-08-15 - Added “Clip with Landyard Hole” accessory to print profile.
2025-09-30 - Added CUSTOMIZE option. Make the exact number of cards you desire!
2025-12-31 - Added “Long Clip" accessory to print profile. This provides better coverage of bills. Will not work with AirTag wallet for obvious reasons.
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